I work at a store that sells movies (and not just the $5 bin lame movies but actual hits and box sets and the like) and I was browsing the selection after I'd just clocked out for the day.
Me, to my coworker across the aisle: Man, I really want all the Harry Potter movies but the box set is just too much right now.
Coworker: Ya, I hear that.
Me: I also want all the Star Wars movies. I don't own any. I've always dated guys who owned them. But now, I guess I should buy my own.
Random male customer nearby starts snort laughing which turns into a real hearty laugh.
Me, to the customer: True story!